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The New York "Good" Times
Headlines
- Switzerland is Still Neutral -
- Victoria Secret Still Puts Out a Catalog -
- No Civil War in Canada -
- Free Speech Rocks My Socks Off! -
- Diversity Ends Boredom for All -
Tomorrow's Headlines (Optimisically)
- Tom Cruise Becomes Inaudible -
- Celery, Grapefruit, and Donuts: How they burn calories -
- Al Gore's Nobel Revoked (Miscount due to hanging chads) -
- Carrot Top and Prop Comedy Outlawed in US -
- Tic Tac's Replace the Euro -
I suppose we can all dream. It would, however, like to be able to read an entire newspaper without suddenly falling into a deep depression. I feel like (or at least hope) that the negativity in the news isn't proportional to that of reality.
- Switzerland is Still Neutral -
- Victoria Secret Still Puts Out a Catalog -
- No Civil War in Canada -
- Free Speech Rocks My Socks Off! -
- Diversity Ends Boredom for All -
Tomorrow's Headlines (Optimisically)
- Tom Cruise Becomes Inaudible -
- Celery, Grapefruit, and Donuts: How they burn calories -
- Al Gore's Nobel Revoked (Miscount due to hanging chads) -
- Carrot Top and Prop Comedy Outlawed in US -
- Tic Tac's Replace the Euro -
I suppose we can all dream. It would, however, like to be able to read an entire newspaper without suddenly falling into a deep depression. I feel like (or at least hope) that the negativity in the news isn't proportional to that of reality.
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